HBO Reality Tournament, Match 3: Snooki vs Megan Fox

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Week #3: Snooki vs Megan Fox

The crowd?s reaction was decidedly mixed as Snooki was introduced first. The Jersey Shore star made her way down to the ring, waving to the crowd, and looking relaxed. In fact, some might say she looked so relaxed that she might not be taking this fight seriously enough. The brunette was looking like she was more concerned with looking good than actually preparing for the match. She was wearing a leopard print tank top, with her black bra pushing out the top, and blue jean shorts that barely went below her butt. She completed the look with about 10 pounds of makeup and mascara. Snooki looked more like she was going out clubbing than wrestling for a cash prize. The crowd sensed this, and while she had plenty of fans in the arena, there were some boos from the people who were feeling she wasn?t taking this fight seriously.

With Snooki blowing kisses to the audience members from inside the ring, her opponent was announced next. The crowd?s reaction was again mixed as Megan Fox appeared at the top of the ramp. While there?s no denying the brunette?s good looks, some people were getting tired of her lousy acting and her attitude outside of her movies. Megan was not pleased with the crowd?s reaction, and decided she would do whatever she could to win them all over. She walked down to the ring, smiling for the cameras that were covering her every move. The Transformers actress looked stunning, but also ready for a fight. She was wearing a white designer t-shirt with silver sparkly lettering on it that spelled out the word ?foxy,? and some tight blue jeans, that emphasized her ass nicely. She climbed into the ring and just kind of looked at Snooki, not quite believing what her opponent was wearing.

?You know that this is a real fight, right Snooks,? Megan asked?
?I?m not gonna take it easy on you just because your mascara weighs as much as your ass.?

?Listen, bitch,? Snooki replied. ?I know how to fight. I?ve taken down a lot of skanks in my time, and most of them were a lot tougher than you. I?m looking forward to beating the shit out of you, and I?m gonna look good doing it.?

Megan just kind of smiled at Snooki. She was angry that her opponent was not taking her seriously, but she figured she would have time for words later. Now was the time to fight. With the referee signaling for the bell to begin the fight, Megan charged at Snooki, knocking her to the ground and straddling her on the canvas. She took Snooki?s head and slammed it onto the canvas a few times, before the reality star was able to flip her over and swap positions, returning the head slams. Megan threw her off, and the two brunettes got back on their feet. Early into the fight and it appeared that this was not going to be a very technical bout, and would be more of a traditional catfight.

Snooki sneered at Megan. ?Is that all you got, bitch,? she asked? ?I was expecting?.?

She wasn?t able to complete that thought as Megan snapped a quick kick into her side, catching her off guard. Megan followed that up by burying her fist in Snooki?s stomach, doubling her over. Another kick connected with the side of Snooki?s right knee, dropping her onto her knees, bent over. Megan then finished the sequence off by grabbing her hair and pulling, bringing her down to the ground, and smashing Snooki?s face into the canvas. Snooki squealed as her face hit the mat, worried that she would have to cover up any bruising when she went out after the match.

Megan was not about to let her opponent recover, dropping an elbow into her back, and causing Snooki?s body to jerk upwards. With Snooki still lying on her stomach in pain, Megan took the opportunity to humiliate her and deliver a hard spank to her left asscheek, to the delight of the audience. Megan smiled and soaked in the cheers from the crowd, delighted that she appeared to be winning them over. But instead of being embarrassed from having her butt spanked, it only seemed to enrage Snooki.

Shrieking in anger, the ?guidette? charged at Megan, raining open-hand slaps all over. Megan cried out as Snooki?s hands connected with her face, boobs, and neck, unable to block them. After a few seconds, Snooki rammed her shoulder into Megan?s gut, catching her by surprise. A slap to Megan?s head then spun her around, before Snooki raised her right leg and kicked her in the back, sending her to the ground. Snooki then grabbed her by the back of her shirt, and whipped her into the turnbuckle, Megan?s head smashing into the corner. Snooki spun her around, and delivered a hard kick right into Megan?s breasts, causing her to yell out in pain. Snooki followed that up by punching Megan in her right breast, causing another shriek and making Megan cross her hands over her chest to protect herself. With Megan temporarily unable to defend herself, Snooki grabbed her by the hair and pulled her face close to her own.

?You?re done, you white trash bitch,? Snooki said. ?Better luck next time.?

Snooki then wound her right fist back, preparing to put Megan out of her misery. But before she was able to, Megan tilted her head back and spat in her face. Snooki let go to wipe the saliva off her cheek, giving Megan just enough time to reach out with her right hand and grab Snooki by the throat. She then used her grip to turn Snooki around, and slam her into the corner. With Snook?s back against the turnbuckle, Megan reached for her leopard skin tank top. With both her hands at the top of Snooki?s tank top, Megan pulled downwards, ripping the material down the material, and unleashing Snooki?s giant boobs, encased in a lacy black bra. The cameras in the audience flashed as Snooki shrieked at her forced disrobing. Megan finished ripping the material, before yanking it off her hands, spinning Snooki around in the process.

?Nice tits, you cow,? Megan said. ?How much did they set you back??

Snooki yelled out in anger and unleashed a wild haymaker, which Megan easily dodged. With Snooki facing away from her, Megan grabbed her by the back of her hair, and yanked her down to the canvas, hurting her neck in the process, and bouncing her head off the canvas. With Snooki barely moving, Megan went to work on her tight shorts. She flicked the button open, and yanked down the zipper, before pulling the shorts down her legs. After yanking them off her ankles, Snooki?s tiny leopard print thong was revealed. Megan decided to finish her off, picking her up off the ground by her hair. Megan continued to hold Snooki?s hair, and put her other hand on the top of Snooki?s thong, pushing her forward, flinging her through the ropes and out of the ring. Snooki bounced off the concrete floor, her head hitting the barrier on the outside, and knocking her out cold. The force of the impact knocked both Snooki?s tits out of her bra, the large nipples the focus for all the pictures being taken.

With Snooki lying unconscious on the floor, the referee counted to ten, ending the match and giving Megan victory. The Transformers star raised her hands in triumph, soaking in the cheers that she had earned, before walking back up the ramp past Snooki?s unmoving body, and onto the next round.

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You got this tournament off to a great start and it seems to get even better. I like the fact that the action in the second and third matches is a little more back-and-forth; the first one, while still good, was a tad too one-sided for my taste (That's just me; don't let anything anyone says stop you writing exactly what you want to write). I also loved the idea of Scarlett throwing away the fight against Emma simply because she's too prudish to get naked. I hoped she'd get stripped anyway after she had quit, but it's still a nice touch overall. And I'm glad to see you allow for some good ol' trash-talk between the girls. The mascara-to-ass weight ratio line was an excellent one! So was the visual of huge tits getting knocked out of a bra on impact. Keep up the good work!

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megan fox:mooning: is awesome.